I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
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I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
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we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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