U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
You can make out without kissing
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