I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
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