found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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