if i died would you start the facebook group?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
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who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
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Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Randomize