if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
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Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
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He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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