She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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