Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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