you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I love you. Go after that dick
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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