Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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