OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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