Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
He better not be in your backpack
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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