porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
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