Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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