he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Randomize
