When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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