garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
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He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
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I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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