Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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