i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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