Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
