ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
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