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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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