You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I AM VODKA MAN
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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