i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
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Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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