Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
