Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
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Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
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Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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