Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
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listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
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You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
the raccoons are back...
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