Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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