So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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