my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
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Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
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How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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