Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
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Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
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Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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