so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Randomize