y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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