at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
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Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
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Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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