So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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