So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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