I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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