Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
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Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
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You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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