Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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