Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Randomize
