I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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