WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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