Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
soo... how was my night?
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