Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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