Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
