Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
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I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
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so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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