Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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