I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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