Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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