Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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