omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
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I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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