Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Please, let me fuck your mom
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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