i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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