I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
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looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
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Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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